When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable.. except that she had jumped first.
The stiff had jumped first.
Even I didn’t jump first.
you’ve given them an opportunity, they just have to be brave enough to take it.
Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.
oh my god
Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?
Brown University on a rainy day.Brown has actually one of the most stunning campuses I’ve seen. Love it there
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
Ain’t nobody fucks with Arya.
i don’t watch whatever show this is from but i so appreciate the badassery.
The last one cracked me up.
BAMF Arya. Aww yeaaa.
This is the best thing ever.