My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
Pizza Guys are the fucking best, just make sure you pay them for it.
Orlando: Ah, you know what? I’m used to those hobbits taking the mickey out of me.
People are STILL asking why there’s no ‘Sailor Earth’
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT LIKE SERIOUSLY IT’S BEEN OVER 10 YEARS.
Written by a guy who never touched a woman’s legs.
♚ The Adventures of Legolas and Aragorn : Party hard in Edoras
Do you ever just stop and think
Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?
I am strongly refusing the concept of “clothes” right now.
I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion
of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms,
true born daughter of Tywin Lannister.